The Very Best Who Ever Lived

from by Camp Dracula

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The Yankees suck.

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Tell Madonna now I’m a real man.
Got Cialis 20 mg.
I use performance-enhancing drugs for sex.
HGH and ‘roids for the rest.

Whoah.
I got a centaur painting above my bed
with my own head on it.
Whoah.
‘Cause I’m the very best who ever lived
now don’t you forget it.

Tell Kate I can really work third base.
See the look of awe upon her face.
But I’m more of a homerun kind of man.
That’s why they paid him 300 million.

Bigger, faster, stronger, longer.
I am A-Rod.

I know that you have seen me
with Cameron Diaz
at the Superbowl feeding me.

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from The Ringer, released 18 October 2011

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