Tell Madonna now I’m a real man.
Got Cialis 20 mg.
I use performance-enhancing drugs for sex.
HGH and ‘roids for the rest.
Whoah.
I got a centaur painting above my bed
with my own head on it.
Whoah.
‘Cause I’m the very best who ever lived
now don’t you forget it.
Tell Kate I can really work third base.
See the look of awe upon her face.
But I’m more of a homerun kind of man.
That’s why they paid him 300 million.
Bigger, faster, stronger, longer.
I am A-Rod.
I know that you have seen me
with Cameron Diaz
at the Superbowl feeding me.